Things Overheard at a Carolina Railhawks Soccer Game

Things Overheard at Carolina Railhawks Game

Every time we go to a Carolina Railhawks game, we always have a great time. Also you never know what will come out of my children’s mouths. Let’s just say that I won’t be too popular with my girls after this post, but I promised I wouldn’t say who said it or what player they were talking about. So at least they may forgive me because I am not mentioning names. So here is a brief snippet of what was overheard at the Railhawks game Saturday night. All of the players mentioned are members of the Carolina Railhawks soccer team.

  • Bring on the soccer players. I want to see some calf muscles. Calf muscles are sexy. Feel mine.
  • One of the girls says that one of the players is her grandpa. And she is scared he is going to break a hip.
  • There is another Railhawk player that his hair would flop up and down as he ran. “He looks like Woody Woodpecker.”
  • “Our team looks like little people compared to the other team. “ ( I will have to say that the other team was tall)
  • The goalie is like a bird. Also he has been compared to a bulldog.
  • Look at that player he looks like Handsome Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants.
  • 2 of my girls think that one of the players looks like Allie (our Shih Tzu). I don’t see it. Do You?

Allie our shih tzu

  • This year the soccer uniforms consists of white shorts and the pitch (soccer field) was a little muddy. So this gem was mentioned. It looked like that player pooped his pants.
  • And finally “I didn’t know Shakira played for the Railhawks.”

So tell me what funny thing have you heard or overheard lately? Laughter is the best medicine. So I hope that this allowed you a few laughs and that it brightened your day.

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  1. That is why I said that I would not say who said it or what players they were talking about.

  2. True story, we were in McDonald’s the other day and I heard one kid telling another (they were around 8 years old) that McNuggets came from neutered chickens!

    I spit my tea everywhere…

  3. Hahaha I always love hearing what people say too at sporting events. Too funny! Glad I watch what I say!

  4. I too look at the calf muscles of football players. 🙂 They have amazing legs don’t they? haha I’d be one of those people talking about it for sure.

  5. OK I’m here laughing out loud at some of the things you heard. Calf muscles are sexy huh? Too funny! I haven’t heard much in my house lately. My kids have been grounded for not cleaning their rooms so all I hear is complaints. 🙂

  6. The best (and worst) thing about kids is some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths. This was a GREAT post.

  7. It is amazing what kids say when they think no one is listening! Thanks for the chuckle. And just for the record your dog is adorable!!

  8. I can’t really think of anything crazy I’ve heard lately off the top of my head, but wow, what would make someone think white was a good color for soccer uniforms lol

  9. My son was sick the other day and he was wrapping his leg I asked him “What are you going to do with out a leg” he says “Well it will grow back in ten years”…

  10. Ha, ha, ha… those are hilarious… We tend to be so into the game that we have no clue what is happening around us. HA!

  11. Kids do say the darnedest things. And most of the time we forget to write down the funny things they say.

  12. I’m all for a good laugh LOL I like to listen to kids talk to each other like adults – it’s pretty amusing!

  13. Unfortunately the only stories I can recall were in a child play area and it was not a child friendly conversation. It has been a while since I have been out to hear anything else.

  14. These are very cute. “The goalie is like a bird.” LOL I hope that he or she has a little more to them than that or that teams has a few problems.

  15. If two of the girls are thinking there is a resemblance to Allie, you might have to give the thought some merit. 😉 And calf muscles really are sexy. 😉

  16. Dinnertime is always a fun time at my house with 5 kids. Even the quiet ones can get us laughing.

  17. Oh my that made me giggle! Especially this one “Look at that player he looks like Handsome Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants” Need a photo, heehee xx

  18. Sounds like you guys really LOVE this team! I haven’t been to a soccer game in over ten years at least.

  19. Yeah, calf muscles are cool! Hehehe I am not into soccer though but I miss those days that I walked a lot and my calf muscles are chunky 🙂

  20. I haven’t been to a soccer game since I was younger. I don’t think I remember much about it. Thanks for this. I have a friend and her daughter is playing soccer. She’s invited us to a few games but we haven’t been able to make it as kiddo has her own scheduled of things.

  21. It is hysterical what you can overhear in public. People watching is always a funny experience.

  22. I haven’t been to a school game in a while but I overhear things in the gym all the time. I think the best one was- “why would I want to sweat at the gym, that’s nasty!” Really?? WHY would you say that IN a GYM?! LOLLLL

  23. Oh boy, what entertaining conversation to go along with the game … haha!! But …. I must agree, calf muscles ARE sexy. 🙂

  24. There’s nothing like a fart joke in front of grammy. I laugh, even though I should be correcting the kid, which makes me laugh even harder.

  25. Oh my goodness, I’m dying over here! LOL But in all seriousness, bring on the calf muscles!!!!

  26. The problem is that when kids speak before they think, it’s cute…. But let an adult speak and you wonder how they manage to grow up…and not get hurt.

  27. This is totally meant to be a funny post. It was not meant to hurt or harm. These are players that we know and love and they enjoy watching the game. Just thought laughter is needed in this world.

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