With this post I had a little fun and decided to try my hand at poetry. And of course I had fun with puns and the tongue and cheek humor. Hope you like it. But more importantly make sure to take the swimsuit quiz.
So you want to have a beach day?
Come on let’s go and let’s play.
But before you do please remember to
Pack these things before you drive away.
You will need a lot of water
At least a gallon or two
Because to get dehydrated is not good for you
Also brings tons of snacks
And you never know when the munchies might hit you.
And a good sunscreen
As a bad sunburn can make you scream.
Don’t forget the umbrella
To shade you from the sun
An extra blanket too
just in case you have to run
A change of clothes might be good as well
Don’t forget the books and magazines
To keep your entertained
And of your sunglasses too
And all important First Aid kit
because you never know when Mother Nature might hit.
And if you stung by a jellyfish
You need the tenderizer
Because you sure don’t other remedy
Which to have somebody pee
on the sting
But please be careful to watch what you wear
As somethings need to be left unseen.
Nothing hanging or unleft to the imagination
You might want to this
to see what you need to wear.
So eyes won’t be offended
You have to see what suit looks best on thee
before you take the plunge.
No loose fitting suits
Or baggy bottoms with the ruins,
As you know sometimes the water is not our best friend
So be sure to be secure
So nothing will come off
And have fun on your beach day
And frolic in the sand
And when it is time to go
Make sure to wipe off all the sand.
You can use H2O and another magic trick
Sprinkle Baby Powder on your feet
To brush off all the sand.
The baby powder makes sure the sand doesn’t stick
Of course don’t forget lots of pics.
And share with them with your family and your friends.