Allie again. How have you been? Me, I been hanging in there. Playing with my favorite toy Bun Bun and thinking deep thoughts. Do you know I often wonder what it would be like to be a cat?
No, I am not joking, seriously folks I spend days thinking about all the freedom I would have. First, I would be able to run around outside without my people near me. Second, I could eat anything I want. ( But there is a downside to that, I probably wouldn’t get as many french fries as I do now.)
I could get fed every time someone walks out the back door because I am cute like that. It seems that Markie, Jinxy, and Tyger get fed all the time.
Plus I wouldn’t have to worry about being told to be quiet when I am barking because cats don’t bark, they Purr, and Meow. And my mommy says that a cat’s purr is about the prettiest sound she has ever heard.
No more pesky baths for me, because I can clean myself. (But on the downside there would be no more trips to Mrs. April’s for my spa day.)
But I think the best part would be is that I would be able to use the bathroom inside without being yelled at because now if I use it inside boy do I get scolded. Seriously cat litter is probably the best invention ever. Who would have thought that best cat litter boxes for odor control would be the greatest thing on earth?
I know when MyMy and Helix ( my nephews) come to visit, I am so jealous of the fact that they can use the bathroom inside and Maddie, my sister, doesn’t get mad because she has to clean it out.
I mean seriously folks, I already do some things like a cat anyway. I love to lay on the back of the couch like a cat does. I sometimes poop and pee inside but not in a litter box. And I always beg for food; sometimes I am successful.
So what do you think about me becoming a cat? I am thinking that the twins, Jinxy and Tyger will want to write a follow-up post on wanting to become a dog. Is the grass always greener on the other side?